{"id":1157,"date":"2009-06-02T17:17:14","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T23:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.brickhouseracing.com\/?p=1157"},"modified":"2009-06-02T17:17:14","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T23:17:14","slug":"andreas-magical-saddle-sore-shrinking-oinment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/?p=1157","title":{"rendered":"Andrea&#8217;s Magical Saddle Sore Shrinking Oinment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So somehow I&#8217;ve got the folliculitis-type saddle sore from Hell right now (well, they&#8217;re all from that general vicinity, but you get the idea). I&#8217;ve had them before and tried various ointments and whatnot, but really the best thing is to just not ride for a day or two. However, as any serious cyclist knows, that&#8217;s not always possible. In that case, I present to you, my new recipe for saddle sore shrinking ointment&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Equal parts of the following:<br \/>\nPRID Drawing Salve (it smells gross and is really thick &amp; greasy)<br \/>\nPreparation H Hemorrhoid Cream<br \/>\n1% Hydrocortisone Cream<br \/>\nBenzoyl Peroxide Acne Cream (careful- it will bleach any fabric it&#8217;s absorbed into)<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;ve got broken skin: Triple Antibiotic Ointment (if the skin isn&#8217;t broken, then infection isn&#8217;t as much of a concern, so leave it out)<\/p>\n<p>Mix all of these together. The drawing salve it tough to incorporate, but it&#8217;s important, so make sure it&#8217;s in there. Now, slather a thick layer over your (clean) saddle sore and cover it with a bandaid. Yes- put a bandaid over it&#8230; otherwise it just rubs off on your clothes. This may require some shaving and creative taping. Do what you have to do.<\/p>\n<p>Then, just wait. Within a few hours, it should shrink down and not hurt nearly as badly. That&#8217;s not to say you&#8217;re cured- if you go and ride with an active saddle sore, it&#8217;s not going to heal very quickly if at all. However, this combination will really knock the swelling\/pain down between rides. Good luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So somehow I&#8217;ve got the folliculitis-type saddle sore from Hell right now (well, they&#8217;re all from that general vicinity, but you get the idea). I&#8217;ve had them before and tried various ointments and whatnot, but really the best thing is to just not ride for a day or two. However, as any serious cyclist knows,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":151,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Uq-iF","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/151"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1158,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions\/1158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}