Ok, so I look at my blog stats every day. One of the things included with the wordpress stats report are search phrases that brought users to my blog. Apparently, some one found this site whilst searching for “cold wet tits.”<\/p>\n
Really? Have I actually ever typed that phrase on this page? (before tonight)<\/p>\n
Who sits at home and does web searches for that?! I guess I’m lucky that no one is finding me while google-ing “underage horse p()rn”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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