{"id":6562,"date":"2013-08-29T13:48:14","date_gmt":"2013-08-29T19:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/?p=6562"},"modified":"2013-08-29T13:48:14","modified_gmt":"2013-08-29T19:48:14","slug":"turbo-the-bandit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/?p=6562","title":{"rendered":"Turbo the Bandit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had a a host of weird dreams lately. I don&#8217;t remember much about any of them, except last night, my dream involved my 11 year old Malinois, Turbo:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/IMG_2106.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6563\" alt=\"IMG_2106\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/IMG_2106-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/IMG_2106-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/IMG_2106.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In my dream, I was desperately trying to hide Turbo, because the Police were trying to find her and take her to jail. I think I was trying to get her across the border to Canada, or something. Why in the world were the police after my dog? Well, she&#8217;d robbed several banks, and I&#8217;m pretty sure she&#8217;d injured or killed several people in the process. It was terrible.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/robber.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6564\" alt=\"robber\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/robber-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/robber-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/robber.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but at least it was the sort of terrible that you wake up from and laugh. It&#8217;s probably a sign that I should race this weekend and win some money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had a a host of weird dreams lately. I don&#8217;t remember much about any of them, except last night, my dream involved my 11 year old Malinois, Turbo: &nbsp; In my dream, I was desperately trying to hide Turbo, because the Police were trying to find her and take her to jail. I think&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":151,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa8Uq-1HQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6562"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/151"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6565,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6562\/revisions\/6565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brickhouseracing.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}